eric\ cartman

1. (Eric Cartman) (1092↑, 88↓)

A foul-mouthed, mean spirited, sexually confused, and morbidly obese 9-year-old on South Park.

Eric Cartman talking to Kyle:Shut up you fucking Jew\!

Author: kyem2010 http://eric-cartman.urbanup.com/1482072

2. (Eric Cartman) (640↑, 69↓)

A fat, Anti-Semetic cartoon character on South Park.

Kyle: Hey, can I come? Eric: No\! Kyle: Why the hell not? Eric: BECAUSE YOU'RE A JEW\!\!\!

Author: Pogo Labeau http://eric-cartman.urbanup.com/1393827

3. (eric cartman) (746↑, 227↓)

a realy cool dude who should be president.

sieg heil eric cartman\!\!\!\!

Author: satans little whore http://eric-cartman.urbanup.com/1441681

4. (eric cartman) (429↑, 52↓)

Probably the funniest character in the popular series [South Park].

Eric Cartman is a racist shit.

Author: Serminigo http://eric-cartman.urbanup.com/2138136

5. (Eric Cartman) (405↑, 106↓)

The fat friend. He's a pimp, an O.G., He's the s\#\!+.

Eric Cartman: "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."

Author: Southparkfan http://eric-cartman.urbanup.com/1497144

6. (Eric Cartman) (251↑, 12↓)

Full Name: Eric Theodore Cartman,Relatives: Liane Cartman A demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese bastard child who appears on the Emmy winning series South Park. He is Known to hate Kyle Brofloski often calling him a "dumb jew." And whoes mother is a reverred "crack whore" who has both male and female genitals.

Kennys Dad: Say Kenny wasn't that your fat foulmouthed racist friend Eric Cartman?

Author: Atticus Justice http://eric-cartman.urbanup.com/2702666

7. (Eric Cartman) (177↑, 43↓)

The closest thing to the true nature of human kind.

Eric Cartman...is...GOD\!

Author: cutthecrap http://eric-cartman.urbanup.com/3646213

8. (Eric Cartman) (83↑, 17↓)

All the evil on this earth condensed into a rather obese 10 year old boy,sadly,He depicts what most of us are like..,He is a rude,Crazy,Bad mouthed,Anti-Semitic,Racist,Witty,Cunning,Stubborn,Obese bastard. Full Name:Eric Theodore Cartman Relatives:Liane cartman,the biggest whore in america :The other fat cartmans,all of them are fatter versions of him Enjoys: Watching terrance and phillip,,making anyone feel like shit and eating. Dislikes: pretty much everything else He is fucking insane. Once he got a kid to eat his own parents because he owed him $10. In imagination land the christmas critters he invented in a fucking weird story give someone HIV then killed them..... Ah well it's still the funniest shit on this depressing earth (its funnier then watching telitubbies when ur high)

Eric Cartman Is The Shit\!\!(And also the most fucked up cartoon character in the world)

Author: FucktardedScarecrow http://eric-cartman.urbanup.com/4053993

9. (Eric Cartman) (18↑, 5↓)

racist, fat, mean-spirited, sexually confused, and funny as hell. A main character on the popular animated show [South Park]. he hangs out with [Kyle Brovloski] [Stan Marsh] and [Kenny Mccormick]. constanly makes fun off Kyle for being a Jew. He lives with his mother, and we never see his father. He constantly is coming up with crazy plans to make money or just has stupid ideas in order to have fun. He is very whiny at times. He is [The Coon]

Kyle: "GODAMMIT, CARTMAN, YOU FATASS" Eric Cartman: "SHUT UP, YOU FILTHY JEW\!" Example 2 Eric Cartman: "Mom, can i get a Chinpokomon toy?" Mom: "No, poopykins" Eric Cartman: "But meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem\! I want the toy before Kyle gets it so i can be coooooooooooooooool."

Author: Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman http://eric-cartman.urbanup.com/5547488

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Last updated: 2012.02.29